I was taking my sister Christmas shopping and I see this fucking fuck.

THAT LITTLE FUCK SAYS 
“Guys ditch love handles.”
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS PISSES ME OFF. GUYS DONT GIVE A FUCKING FUCK IF YOU GOT A ‘love handle’ OR FUCKING NOT.

IF THEY DONT LOVE YOU IT’S BECAUSE YOU PISSED THEM OFF IN SOME MAGICAL REINDEER ASS WAY. LADIES AND GENTS DONT EVER FUCKING FEEL LIKE YOUR LOVER HATES YOU BECAUSE WHEN YOU PINCH YOUR SIDES ON FULL FORCE YOU FEEL A SLIGHT CHUNK OF SKIN.

NOT TO MENTION LOOK HOW FLAT HER STOMACH IS IN THE FRONT HOW THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU PULL THAT FROM YOUR MATCHSTICK LIKE FIGURE.

ANOTHER FUCKING THING IF I MAY, MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER WAS OBESE AND A NEWLY WED. WED. AS IN WEDDING SHE WAS FUCKING MARRIED AND HAPPY AND WAS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT HERSELF SO SHE COULD HAVE A FEW KIDS WITH THE MAN SHE LOVED AND HE WHO LOVED HER JUST AS MUCH AND MAYBE EVEN MORE.

Rant over.

I was taking my sister Christmas shopping and I see this fucking fuck.

THAT LITTLE FUCK SAYS “Guys ditch love handles.” YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS PISSES ME OFF. GUYS DONT GIVE A FUCKING FUCK IF YOU GOT A ‘love handle’ OR FUCKING NOT.

IF THEY DONT LOVE YOU IT’S BECAUSE YOU PISSED THEM OFF IN SOME MAGICAL REINDEER ASS WAY. LADIES AND GENTS DONT EVER FUCKING FEEL LIKE YOUR LOVER HATES YOU BECAUSE WHEN YOU PINCH YOUR SIDES ON FULL FORCE YOU FEEL A SLIGHT CHUNK OF SKIN.

NOT TO MENTION LOOK HOW FLAT HER STOMACH IS IN THE FRONT HOW THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU PULL THAT FROM YOUR MATCHSTICK LIKE FIGURE.

ANOTHER FUCKING THING IF I MAY, MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER WAS OBESE AND A NEWLY WED. WED. AS IN WEDDING SHE WAS FUCKING MARRIED AND HAPPY AND WAS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT HERSELF SO SHE COULD HAVE A FEW KIDS WITH THE MAN SHE LOVED AND HE WHO LOVED HER JUST AS MUCH AND MAYBE EVEN MORE.

Rant over.

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