me: I should go shower now

(five minutes later)

(another five minutes later)

(yet another five minutes later)

(more five minute intervals)

someone: (goes into the bathroom)

me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

monobeartheater:

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

(via sassysteakstealer)

meladoodle:

hundredhaikus:

My latest creation.. 

I left this in the trash because that’s where meladoodle belongs

I can’t believe this. This is the best haiku ever written someone needs to dig through the trash to find this masterpiece

(via meladoodle)

what I say: nice shirt

what I mean: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(Source: lalondes, via borinq)